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6 Signs You Are The Booty Call

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6 Signs You Are The Booty Call

DATING + LIFESTYLE
BY MONICA HUNT

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Dating in Los Angeles is treacherous enough on its own, but when you’re dating someone and the nature of your relationship is murky, there might be some tell tale signs that you are in fact just a booty call. There is technically nothing wrong with a booty call here and there, unless you have feelings attached to your playmate that aren’t reciprocated. For your sake, you’re going to need to know what the booty call signs are in such a situation.

Here are our 6 Signs You Are The Booty Call…

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1.) He Or She Calls You At 2:00 AM To “Hang Out”

Sure, you haven’t hung out during the day or a decent time at night in months, but when you get the message, “I’d really like to see you right now,” at 2:00 AM, your paramour on the other line is actually looking to get laid. Don’t be in denial about this, either, because hidden away in your subconscious you know what this late-night rendezvous means: s-e-x.

 

2.) After Hanging Out Late At Night, He Or She Makes You Leave Early In The AM

As if circling a neighborhood to find street parking at 2:00 AM weren’t an indication that your presence is only required for sexual acts, your “friend,” makes you get up at 8:00 AM because they have to start their Sunday, thus forcing you to get up at an ungodly hour and move your car again. This is called getting kicked out: No breakfast, no strings!

 

3.) He or She Never Invites You To Hang Out With Their Friends

You’ve never met his friends and the only time you’ve spent quality time together, you were mostly unclothed. Attempting to get together with him or her and a group of their pals will never happen — he or she doesn’t want you to think you’re dating, which would dictate the formalities of meeting close friends and acquaintances.

 

4.) You Only Communicate Via Text

Talking on the phone is the less preferred method of communication in the era of texting, but in your case, you’ve never had a compelling conversation over the phone for hours. That’s usually an indication that the only communication required from you is confirmation of the coordinates of a bar the two of you are using as a meet-up before you go to his or her house to…well…you know.

 

5.) You’ve Never Been On A Date

Okay, maybe one date, early on in the booty call relationship when you were in the get-to-know you stage. Since then, however, the only the place you’ve been is in their apartment and/or bedroom.

 

6.) (the one  you’ve been denying all along)… He or She Expressly Says, “I’m Not Looking For Anything Right Now”

A lot of people acknowledge this sentence, then choose to deny it was actually said and actually think late-night desperation sex will change someone’s mind. Guess what? Booty calls won’t change the way the other person feels about relationship prospects with you. They probably don’t respect you all that much in the first place if they only use you for crummy, drunk sex.

 

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