Top 10 Pick-Up Lines To Use On Women
– By Chantel Templeman
Let’s flashback about 50 years and think about how men picked up ladies back in their day. Maybe they asked her to dance or maybe they even bought her a rose in hopes to get a conversation out of her. Hmmm… it’s funny how things change.
What do we hear now? “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first!” Really. That’s the best you can do? Here’s a tip, if you are genuinely interested in a gal, play it safe and just be yourself with a gentleman touch added.
Though pick-up lines can be annoying and cheesy to the ladies, I guess I can see how it could be somewhat entertaining for the men who are looking for some good comedic reactions. So here’s some new material for those who are willing to take the plunge. Your latest top 10 pick-up lines to use on women:
1.) What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
2.) Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice
3.) Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
4.) Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
5.) Do you have the time? (She gives you the time) No, time to write my number down.
6.) Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope it’s just a sparkle
7.) I’m sorry were you talking to me? (Her: No) Well then, please start
8.) POOF! (Her: What are you doing?) I’m here, what are you other two wishes?
9.) I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
10.) Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead say no.